Ministry of Muffins Members Handbook

RULE ONE

One must taste with etiquette and class, rather than wolfing them down.

Chant:
Taste with taste!

RULE TWO

One must not bring mix-made muffins to a meeting.

Chant:
Recipe real muffins!

RULE THREE

One must always arrive at a meeting unless they have a very good reason. If they fail to present an acceptable excuse, they will be demoted.

Chant:
Arrive or dive!